I'll be a Monkey's Professional Uncle

I imagine myself in a purposeful career, swinging from one imaginative project to another. After twenty years of peeling back the layers of my creative mind, I feel bananas about sharing my talent. I had thought about where my career might land as a fun-filled tire swing in an un-contained area of success would suit me happily. I could imagine landing in the perfect tree, overseeing a future where monkeying around ceases to exist. A renewed chimpanzee mindset excels to heights never reached.

Who will rescue me from the wilderness? Will I end up in a controlled environment like a well-staffed zoo? I enjoy whatever professional accommodations keep my best interests in mind. I do not need to beat my chest for authority or praise. My efforts to be human prove non-animalistic and worthy of consideration. If you hire me for the right circumstances, I will work tirelessly to establish success.